Bodhi Bruce Trades Angry Barbs with Barista

Originally published in TMZ April 2018***

What a bunch of baloney! Bodhi Bruce, the health and wellness influencer who once gave the Kardashians a run for their money, was caught on video this week yelling at a young barista at a local coffee shop in Austin. Perhaps she was angry because of the truly egregious state of the extensions she must have paid someone to attach to her head. Or maybe it’s the migrating filler from the cheekbones that once looked like granite and now look more like a melting candle.

Whatever made her irate, she took out her rage on a young woman who did nothing more than make her avocado toast with (prepare yourself!) an onion (gasp!!).

And then the barista had the audacity to call Bodhi what was (apparently) the dirtiest of words: she called Bodhi ma’am.

As if Bodhi were old! Or at least, not a teen!

Watch the video below and then decide: were the onions intended to poison her, or was this an example of an overworked barista making a simple mistake and then being ripped a new one by an entitled influencer?

You be the judge.

[Link broken since the publication took down the original video.]

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